Dash Happenstance has been known to travel by hot air balloon, and rental car.

Dash Happenstance

Author, Illustrator, RaconTeur


At a very young age, Dash Happenstance inherited a great deal of money, which he promptly spent. After many years adrift, and Intent on making something of himself, he joined a troupe of traveling gypsies, and honed the crafts of story telling and riverside laundry. Ensuing years featured accomplished careers in a multitudinous variety of industries, trades, sectors and enterprises, as well as many stimulating business investments, ventures, pursuits and wagers. After a successful prison break, Dash focused his diverse talents and skill set into creating tales of wonder and enchantment for gullible children the world over.